Made a big sale today, and for that, I'm gonna celebrate tonight. But I'm not doing the typical get-drunk-with-the-boys thing. No, that's too boring for me. I'm in L.A. tonight, and that means I'm partying with a porn star. Allie Haze is gonna be grinding on my dick because I'm paying her to do it. She's my girlfriend tonight, and I get whatever I want. And I want Allie Haze in that sexy pink lingerie I bought for her, sucking on my hard cock. It's fucking party time.